There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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