i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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