she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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