i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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