when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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