She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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