GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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