I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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