This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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