He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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