i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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