You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My life is pants optional.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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