Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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