whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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