We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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