i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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