why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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