I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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