and you said cock pushups were impossible
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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