No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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