There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
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