mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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