had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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