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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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