There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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