porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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