well you can't waste a boner
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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