u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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