my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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