i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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