I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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