I wannas sexs uuuuu
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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