i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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