GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Randomize