I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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