she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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