when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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