I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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