my mouth tastes like poor choices
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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