you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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