i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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