Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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