this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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