The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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