You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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