Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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