Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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