Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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