the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I just blew my weed a kiss
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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