I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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