Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
