The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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