This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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