You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
