2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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