If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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