love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Randomize
