There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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