what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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