Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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