words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we're making bets on your personal life
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize
