She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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