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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.

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(308): View more from Nebraska

whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.

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(903): View more from Texas

Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.

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That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs

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(212): View more from New York

Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.

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